probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet
Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don’t know how to do, right?”
But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”
Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“
And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.
top tier search skills: finding the source of a rare meme
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Wishing I had a pretty bff 😩😔
The way I’m feeling this morning I just wanna go to IHOP & the movies with a pretty girl maybe finger her in the movies when the lights go down just to see her breathing heavy while putting my hand over her mouth so no one can hear her but me and make her beg to take her to the house to make her cum but I promise her to watch the movie it’ll be worth the wait to come home & smoke & trib our pussies on one another till we both can’t breathe and need some water because we’ve been moaning so loud ❤️
-addictivkisses15-blog#mood
Exactly what I want 🤤😩😩🤤
Probably far away 😔🤦🏽♀️
I NEED THIS 💦💦
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“I loved to sleep with the window open. Rainy nights were the best of all: I would open the window and put my head on the pillow and close my eyes and feel the wind on my face and listen to the trees sway and creak.”— Neil Gaiman
What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.What the fuck
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(Source: be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life, via whatanerdflower)
when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree
when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree
when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree
cats reblog if u agree
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